Wednesday 27 May 2009

Lazy Sunday Afternoons

This is George watering my garden on Sunday afternoon. We decided just to have a quiet afternoon in the garden as the weather was so good.
The next step in a proper relaxing afternoon is to take a dip in your pool, which has been carefully filled by mummy, with warmish, not freezing cold water.
After you have had your swim and dried off, put your clothes back on, and settle down in mummy's comfy deckchair for an ice cream.
Later on, share a small snack with a friend, whilst demonstrating to your friend the art of relaxation.


Tuesday 26 May 2009

Alton Towers

Last week was my birthday and George's daddy's 50th birthday the day after that. We thought long and hard about a suitable way of celebrating the occasion, and then we booked an overnight stay at Alton Towers. As you can see, George approved of the hotel room, although he wasn't actually allowed to sleep on the top bunk. His favourite ride was the Squirrel Nutty ride. He had 3 goes. He liked the Beastie roller coaster too, but unfortunately there was a queue for that, so he only had one ride.
On the way back to the hotel, the train was full when we reached the platform, but there was a strange hiss, and a finger beckoned us into another world - the world of a train driver. Here is George sat in the driver's seat entertaining John the train driver. Thank you John, you made his day.
This is the restaurant overlooking the swimming pool. We had passes for the pool too, so we did go swimming, but no photos allowed.
Overall, I think that the trip was a success. I haven't asked George which was his favourite part, as knowing George it could easily be something involving the shell pattern on the hotel carpet or similar. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.



Friday 15 May 2009

The one that got away.

I was taking some things upstairs the other night when I noticed a rather large spider on one of the stair treads. I called George to show him the spider as I always do, and then I asked him to watch the spider while I went to fetch a glass to catch it in.

When I returned, not two minutes later, George was standing exactly where I had left him. There was no sign of the spider. I asked him where it had gone. "No idea, I didn't see it go" was the answer.

I know that he's only four, but I honestly thought that he could watch a spider the size of a 50p piece for less than two minutes without losing it...

(p.s. I caught an even bigger spider in the downstairs toilet later the same night, so honour was restored!)

Monday 11 May 2009

All work and no play

The usual Monday morning feeling was with us today. "I don't want to go to school" our hero proclaimed. I gave him my usual response "I don't want to go to work either, but we're going so live with it".

He then started moaning about not being to finish watching a programme on tv. Stomping up the path towards the car he announced "I've been waiting my whole life to watch Underground Ernie, and you won't let me".

Wow, he's been waiting his whole life! All four and a half years of it. He'll be waiting a bit longer too, as we have work and nursery again tomorrow and Wednesday. Heaven forbid that real life should interfere with tv watching.

I would ban the tv from our house if I could.

Sunday 10 May 2009

A hard life

George's daddy has gone on a course today. He'll be gone for the week. I've just become
used to having an extra pair of hands to help with George, and fetch things if I'm busy. Tonight, just as I was climbing into the bath, George announced "I'm really thirsty and I don't suppose I'll get a drink now you're in the bath". Foolishly, I thought that I could solve the problem by telling George that his bedtime drink was on the side and he could drink that.

How wrong can you be? He had his drink and then said mournfully "Don't suppose I'll be getting anything to eat either". Poor child, it's a hard life for some! Given the size of the dinner that he ate earlier (pasta and meatballs), I didn't think he needed anything else, but I was obviously wrong. I managed to direct him to the small pack of cookies in our going out bag in the hall. I shall have to be more organised tomorrow.

Wednesday 6 May 2009

This morning's question

At 6.10am this morning, George asked me why he doesn't have pockets in his pyjamas. I'm not entirely sure why this is so, but if the average small child is anything like George, who takes to bed with him 2 toy cats, average size, 2 small toy mice, 1 toy rat, 1 toy flappy bat, 1 small "Erik the Viking" stuffed toy, his Winnie the Pooh dream thingy, and his beloved "cloffy", then maybe it is because keeping things in pockets in pyjamas could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

What could you need anyway, in the middle of the night that you might need to keep in your pockets? If I ever find out I'll post and let you know.